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Friday



I truly don’t know how to start blogs; I’m posted up in my mamas bed, watching drunk Minecraft debating if I wanna chug that bottle of Malibu.

Well anyways im going to try to go hard at keeping this blog going, not for any reason in specific besides learning this website; but I bet y’all don’t know anyone thats making a blog at our big age.

… I wouldn’t really call this a blog though maybe just shitposting with extra unnecessary steps, but making people question my sanity is my favorite hobby. People don’t really know that im actually just as sweet as grandmas chocolate chip cookies.

plus shitposting in a blog just feels a little more real for some reason, the idea of my digital footprint being on the internet forever just feels a little more real and actually consequential compared to posting a instagram story on your close friends. Maybe I should really start thinking twice before I post something and this “blog” is the perfect thing for that.

bye bye – naomi ₍^. .^₎⟆.